Run-DAC (Davies Arnold Cooper)

We would love to tell you that we've been playing together for years, have been on tour, and can tell tall-tales of our crazy goings-on, but alas, Run-DAC was forged in the nooks and crannies of Châteaux Bouverie St in c. 2009 by megalomaniac and would-be bandleader, Royston Pendley, and has now been turned into a real band under the cold blue light of various rehearsal studios - it's like that, and that's the way it is.

Royston Pendley (Guitar) - Does for guitar what Deliverance did for the Appalachian tourist industry - apparently, also plays a mean banjo.

Martin (Noodles) Butterworth (Guitar) - Doesn't play a banjo, but looks like he should! Rumoured to have spent quite a lot of time down at the cross-roads, although he hasn't been seen there since the tag was fitted.

Beth Morris (Vocals) - DAC's answer to Aretha Franklin. If Carlsberg made singers........!

Ali Lee (Vocals) - Blessed with the voice of an angel, Ali is Run DAC's most experienced performing artiste. If you're lucky, she might let you take another little piece of her heart now, baby!

Steve (The Ringer) Halliday (Drums) - our very own Dr Avalanche. Lives at number 665 Kilburn High Street where is is known locally as "neighbour of the beast".

Ellie Mumford Smith (Sax) - Run DAC's resident tenor sax player. Unquestionably the band's finest music graduate...come to think of it, possibly the band's only graduate!

David (The Commissioner) Hertzell (Bass guitar) - Thinks a triad is Chinese ganster and an arpeggio an Italian scooter. A bit of a dark horse in our view...needs watching. We say watching - what we mean is round the clock surveillance!

So those in the cheaper seats will surely clap whilst those at the front can just rattle their jewellery...